"MLGCarGuy" (thejdmguy)
01/01/2016 at 16:19 • Filed to: None
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"MLGCarGuy" (thejdmguy)
01/01/2016 at 16:19 • Filed to: None | 1
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The demon spawn you call your children have proved themselves to possess the highest level of douchebaggery, as shown by the scratches on the left rear door of my Accord.
They’ve not only ruined the beautiful White Orchid Pearl finish, they’ve also ruined the first day of the new year for me. It’s made me really upset.
These children have consistently put at least one scratch on every car that’s passed through this house. I won’t blame it on them; it’s the parents’ fault for not restraining them.
I can’t deal with this level of scratches. Anyone know how to get rid of these?
jkm7680
> MLGCarGuy
01/01/2016 at 16:21 |
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How did they do that?
not for canada - australian in disguise
> MLGCarGuy
01/01/2016 at 16:23 |
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Get rid of children? Well, it’s not technically legal, but murdering usually helps.
pjhusa
> MLGCarGuy
01/01/2016 at 16:27 |
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lol kek “my Accord”
#VersaNoteLyfe
Alex B
> MLGCarGuy
01/01/2016 at 16:49 |
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It’s not as bad as my neighbors kid who threw objects (toy cars, you baseball bat, not sure what else) at our odyssey and left a dent. :-/
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MLGCarGuy
> jkm7680
01/01/2016 at 16:52 |
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I don’t know. One day they weren’t there and suddenly they are now. I found a soccer ball in front of our house a few days ago. Maybe that might be it?
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jkm7680
> MLGCarGuy
01/01/2016 at 16:53 |
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Ok, when a utility worker dented the literal fuck out of my newly purchased Audi A6 I was pissed. Minor scratches like that? Buff them out with scratch compound.
d15b
> MLGCarGuy
01/01/2016 at 16:54 |
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A. Address it with the parents of the children. If they are decent human beings they will understand.
B. Buff it out.
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MLGCarGuy
> d15b
01/01/2016 at 17:13 |
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I’ll buff it out. The parents are annoying. Really annoying.
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MLGCarGuy
> jkm7680
01/01/2016 at 17:14 |
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Are there any brands in particular to pick?
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jkm7680
> MLGCarGuy
01/01/2016 at 17:19 |
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Anything but off brands.
4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
> MLGCarGuy
01/01/2016 at 17:54 |
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I think those red circles would annoy me more.
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Alex B
> jkm7680
01/01/2016 at 18:35 |
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Did you get it fixed?! That sucks.
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jkm7680
> Alex B
01/01/2016 at 23:47 |
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Unfortunately, not yet. I’ve got to call a dent removal specialist. It really bummed me out though, my damn car has been damaged twice in the time I’ve had it. I hate living in a city.
PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
> MLGCarGuy
01/02/2016 at 01:08 |
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what I’d do is go talk to the parents.
If they say “it’s just a car” say “oh, okay then, you wouldn’t mind me scratching your kids then would you because they are just kids!”
when they are left speechless, say "next time I see your children on my property I shoot." and walk away.
Burn-Spaz1966-Burn
> PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
01/02/2016 at 06:09 |
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Nice to think about, but not with your out loud voice.
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Burn-Spaz1966-Burn
> MLGCarGuy
01/02/2016 at 06:22 |
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Send them a letter they have to sign for, voicing your concerns.
(Your fucen Brats are fucen scratching All my cars.) I am keeping a copy of this letter and proof of delivery to you of this letter.
If this continues I will take you to court to pay for the damages caused by your (fucen spawn.)
(Maybe have this guy visit instead)
(All the writing inside of these is the voice in my Head) You might want to edit it a bit. ;)
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> MLGCarGuy
01/02/2016 at 20:50 |
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Don’t ever look at any vehicle I’ve owned.
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MLGCarGuy
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/02/2016 at 20:56 |
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Why? Are they so fantastically beautiful Motor Trend wants to review them?